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Godzilla vs BtS

NOW I RULE THIS BLOG! - Godzilla

I AM GODZILLA

&

I NOW

RULE THIS

BLOG!

From this point forward there will be

no more Robert, only me on this blog.

My reviews, my rants, my raves

& other various tidbits I want to post.

No one else will…

What the fuck up, Bitch! - MechaGodzilla

“WHAT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!”

Oh SNAP, its Mechagodzilla!

“What’s happening, dude? Are you really doing a blog?! YOU?!”, MechaGodzilla

YES. Now shut up and let me finish up wha…

“Hey. Can I help?”, MechaGodzilla

Looking over at MechaGodzilla

Okay but remember who is in charge around here!

As I was saying...

As I was saying, I Now…

“Ahem!”, MechaGodzilla

*Ahem*

*sigh*

No one is safe with Godzilla & MechaGodzilla now blogging on BtS!

WE NOW RULE THIS BLOG. BEWARE!

No one is safe with Godzilla

& MechaGodzilla

now blogging on BtS!

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Blackest Night or Black Mask?

Blackest Night or Black Mask

So I have been wondering — which is more interesting: Blackest Night aka DC Zombies or the return of Black Mask to Gotham and through-out the Batbooks (okay well not Grant Morrison’s Batman & Robin ’cause well.. I don’t know why)? Seems that Black Mask is building up various parts of a new criminal organization in Gotham while the Black Lanterns are rising from dead heroes & villains to torment and kill for their zombie king, Nekron. *yawn* Which is more interesting & why? Blackest Night has the big question behind Nekron and why all the Black Lantern mythos all from a single panel Alan Moore wrote years ago while the return of Black Mask is the question itself. Who is Black Mask and why is he back?

Blackest Night #4 - Dr. Fate, Original Sandman & others as Black Lanterns -- WHY!?!?!?!

Why NEKRON & the Blackest Night? Must Nekron be the undead king of the Black Lanterns for the evil, corrupt Guardian Scar’s vision of the universe? Are the Black Lanterns there to ensure that they can eliminate all sentient life & emotion from the universe (which would, I am assuming also include Guardian Scar’s life)? If so — won’t that get boring and pointless? I guess no more than the Red Lanterns of Rage or the Blue Lanterns of Hope. I still find that raising the new Black Power Battery from the ashes of Coast City is so obvious and boring plus considering that the Black Lanterns want to eliminate all emotion from the UNIVERSE — last I checked, Coast City is the tiniest fraction of the bloody universe. I do I get it — tug on the fucking heart strings of Hal Jordan and the heroes of Earth ’cause the DC fucking Universe obviously centers directly around Earth and their heroes. Fuck the rest of the Universe is what that says (so why BOTHER with the rest of the universe, Black Lanterns?). This is another point in the BN saga that doesn’t make sense to me, well that and the Indigo Lanterns are from everywhere BUT Earth which may be more a nod to the center of the universe bit. More on Blackest Night here on wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Lantern_Corps

Who the Fuck is Black Mask? Why is this more appealing — Well, that’s very simple… he is the Black FUCKING Mask! If The Joker is the The Clown Prince of Crime, Two-Face is the duel sides (Bad Sheriff) of Gotham & The Penguin is Gotham’s embodiment of greed (Evil Baron) than Roman Sionis aka Black Mask is the true King of Gotham’s criminal underworld. The Black Mask has returned to the Bat-books and the DCU. Of recent Black Mask has been able to reign in a great many of the dark (hehe) baddies of Gotham under his control, broken up the power war between Two-Face & Penguin onto leading himself to being the new boss of Gotham. In the latest issue of Batman #692, the issue reminded the readers of the Maroni mobster family that Jeph Loeb wrote about in Batman: The Long Halloween (just got that it came out in time for Halloween – NICE) & that Mario Falcone is back in Gotham. A nice red herring that Mario could be Black Mask. I do like the tie into the current criminal mess that is happening in Gotham for Batman & Friends to deal with. Sadly Black Mask gave an offer to Two-Face and Dent decided to leave Gotham than joining Black Mask. I am sure that Two-Face will come back to haunt Black Mask (I am assuming in a team-up with Bats down the road, especially if it is still Dick under the cowl). More on Black Mask here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mask_%28comics%29

Black Mask in Batman #691 DC Comics

So to add more fuel to the fires of the mystery behind Black Mask, I am going to mix in the whole Blackest Night concept: If this version of Black Mask is indeed the second Black Mask then why hasn’t original DEAD corpse of the first Black Mask risen as a Black Lantern and gone after Catwoman for killing him?! Hell, I would have settled for Roman’s parents returning from the dead and going after the current Bruce Wayne running around Gotham (Yes Batman is dead but a villain known as Hush is posing as Bruce Wayne right now), I mean if both Dick & Tim’s parents can return from the dead to come after their children, why not Black Mask’s parents? My bet is no one really thought that one through OR This is not the second Black Mask & Roman managed to not only survive but also somehow to hide his parents when Blackest Night begins, being a criminal mastermind that he is.

Is Roman back from the dead OR could there be much more beneath the surface of this mystery? One statement that even I wondered about from the Batman: R. I. P. storyline — at one point, Black Mask refers to himself as “we” to which makes me wonder if there are more than one person(s) running around as Black Mask OR more than one generation.

Black Mask version 1

This is my big prediction — Black Mask is an descendant from Bruce Wayne himself. To become the Black Mask at exactly this time for reasons that only Bruce really knows but obviously to have the villain you know than one you do not. This could be a way for Bruce to control things — control the villains and you control Gotham? Wait… how is my idea possible? What kinda crack am I smoking? No way, Robert — give your head a shake. Okay let me remind those of you all that are reading along with the DCU — Batman is DEAD & Not DEAD as he has been SENT BACK TO THE PAST to live out his lives again and again from DARKSEID’s Omega Sanction blasts. Now if you accept the craziness of that then why couldn’t Batman ensure that a descendant of his becomes the Black Mask after his apparent “death” to have more control over Gotham?

I am more excited about who is Black Mask than I care what happens with Blackest Night. I am sure Geoff Johns will kill lots of characters in the DCU so other writers can get a shot of remaking them but the only one I care about is Black Mask. I mean Blackest Night lost me when they indicated that both The original Sandman & The Question are back from the dead. Give me Black Mask in a battle for control over Gotham any day.

UPDATED: I just found out who is Black MASK! Check it out…

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I am BLACK MASK!

Arggghh… another reason to dislike Barry Allen. Fuck!

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This is funny to me…

Those crazy kids from Gotham!

It is almost 3am and I found this while lurking around on a site, thought it was/is very funny so I thought I would put it up for a chuckle! To me — and this could be the lack of sleep talking — but if I could put a few funny voices to those heads and do the Best Bang Reborn that way, that to me is the nu black of pod/vid-casting! Animated-Casting… yeah…

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“F-ck DC Comics!” Robert Downey Jr says

Okay so since I recently put up my email address, I get a TON of spam and flame emails. One of which recently irked me saying that my site is nothing but a MashUp of current news items and nothing more. I do not rant and rave for pages and pages about things with my own perspective/taste and then offer the news. Well… RIGHT! That is what I do here , bite-sized news bits with my own Canadian two bits (about .50 cents after exchange) thrown in plus the occasional reviews, youtube vids and rants. I have been doing this for a while now when all blogs were just pages and pages of shit and then a link. If you do not like it then piss off! I ain’t forcing this site down anyone’s throat, come and take what you wish from it. Feel free to comment on what you wish, I don’t nuke the comments other than the endless spam ones.

Right. I needed to get that off my chest, now since I do not want to do a ‘MashUp’ of news, I will offer this animated graphic of a recent interview with Robert Downey Jr. about The Dark Knight movie which I found on blog@newsarama.com via MovieHole all which can be found here:
http://blog.newsarama.com/2008/08/13/screen-bites-81/
and here on MovieHole.net:
http://www.moviehole.net/200814729-interview-robert-downey-jr-2

Robert Downey Jr. on MovieHole.net

 

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RANT: Have comic movies jumped the Shark?

RANT: Have comic movies jumped the Shark?
Yes that is from the Watchmen set that we found…

So I was out with William S. and we rambled comic book movies (of course) and I mentioned how Kevin Smith mentioned at the EW Visionaries panel @ SDCC that, “Now that the Watchmen movie is done, I can watch it and then just die!” so I ask…

After the Watchmen movie will comic book movies have then jumped the shark? Does it matter if Iron Man II is good? The Hulk 3 decent? An Avengers movie (I mean the Marvel Avengers, not the Brit telly show) , Justice League movie? Or the next Batman movie?

For the Love of Comics has a great article about news about The Dark Knight and the next Batman movie here:
http://www.fortheloveofcomics.com/2008/08/01/for-the-love-of-quickies-obsessed-with-batman-edition/

Maybe they could make a better movie and actually HAVE Batman in the movie and not just a supporting character like in Dark Knight. Seems that the rumors are hot and heavy with who is going to be in the next Bat movie, more here from blog@newsarama.com with some thoughts like maybe Black Mask or Hugo Strange:
http://blog.newsarama.com/2008/08/06/wholl-face-batman-in-next-film-eh/

My vote for the next Bat movie is to have BATMAN in the movie like he was in the first movie please! Oh and if they do Black Mask, they need to hear William’s version!

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My Comic-Con moment!

My Comic-Con moment! Meeting Grant Morrison!

Thank-you Grant Morrison for this moment!

Okay so after going to see the Watchmen panel (It was so-so, nothing special and Zak Snyder is obviously nervous on the panels) and you can read more about that and the new “exclusive trailer” here:
http://comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=17402

I then hooked up with Ethan (and his bro) from Elfsar Comics & Toys and then rushed over to make the DC Batman panel.

The panel was okay with some great one liners from Grant Morrison & Paul Dini. You can read more about it here:
http://www.newsarama.com/comics/080725-comic-con-Batman-panel.html

So after the panel, I waited and got the chance to get a photo with Grant Morrison. We then went for lunch and came back to the SOLD OUT line-up for the Venture Bros. panel (yeah, I was like WHAT-THE-F*******CK! as well) so we rushed over to the big “H” room (more like a small stadium) for the Entertainment Weekly Visionary series panel with Kevin Smith, Judd Apatow, Zak Snyder and Frank Miller. This was a GREAT panel with Kevin and Judd having great one liners with one another, Zak had some good lines and Frank just kept drinking and ignoring the questions. It was a comedy show and it was a ton of fun but hey — not for any kids ’cause these people swore like a… well you know what I mean! After this panel and catching my breathe from laughing so hard, we went to the Con floor for a bit until we got ushered out (Con ends at 7pm) to which we parted ways, I headed over to the end of the Kevin Smith panel which was just more swearing and laughing. I then took off early before the end to catch my ride back, of course with my luck, I caught my foot on something on the Con road and now have a major bruise on my foot. Right Day Two is over.

So I missed the DC Final Crisis panel which sounds like it was a good time here:
http://comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=17413

I also missed out on the Eisner Awards tonight but I needed dinner and to get away from the Con. Day 2 photos will go up tomorrow (I need sleep!) – William S. I missed the Venture Bros. but I did a shot of The Monarch & Trixie!

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The Dark Knight – Meh!

The Dark Knight - Meh!

Maybe it is just the mood I am in but this movie, started great but went from okay to predictable to WTF re: Harvey Dent. Overall I am very MEH on The Dark Knight. If this is the future of comic book movies then please stop now. Let me enjoy the comics as comics, stop with this meh movies. I mean Bale was good, Caine, Freeman, Gyllenhaal and Oldman were great, if Ledger was anything but exceptional then it would have been a major disappointment but to me Aaron Eckhart stole the movie (as I a bigger Two-Face than Joker fan) and it was the ending which reminded me of why I hated the Tim Burton original version of The Batman.

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One Two-Face pizza to go!

One Two-Face pizza to go!

Remember when Warner Bros came after me about the Two-Face photo (f***kers!)? Well now you can see the teaser for Two-Face, from the upcoming Batman The Dark Knight movie, here on the Gotham Pizzaria website. Move yer mouse of the HA of “Gotham” and then click. Enjoy!

http://www.gothamcitypizzeria.com/

Snagged from ComingSoon.net here:
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=46009

** updated – comments have additional links:

zeek Says:

Clicking Ha actually redirects to here: http://www.whysoserious.com/myhero/

From the little bit I can see I’m still not sure the image you had up is a match

Silenzio Says:

Check it, the Gotham times web site has some adds in it. One of which takes you to the Gotham City Rail site. It has a rail map of the city to look at.

http://www.gothamcityrail.com/map.htm

I’m a sucker for a map.

And for those that want to read the articles:
http://www.thegothamtimes.com/page1.htm

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Is this Two-Face?

UPDATED: To all those that saw the photos of two-face and thought they were fake — Warner Bros has asked that the photo of Aaron Eckhart as Two-Face be removed.

Warner Bros has asked that the photo of Aaron Eckhart as Two-Face has be removed.

Over on For The Love of Comics blog, Crackerbob has the link to the new The Dark Knight trailer (seen before Iron Man) but over on Lying in the Gutters latest article post has the leaked teaser of Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent aka Two-Face.

Check out the new Batman trailer:
http://www.fortheloveofcomics.com/2008/05/04/dark-knight-trailer-released-on-happy-trails/

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Jokerized Dark Knight trailer & Homage to Burton’s Batman?

Jokerized Dark Knight trailer

As I have been mentioning, CrackerBob over at ForTheLoveOfComics blog has been following the viral marketing of the upcoming The Dark Knight (new Batman) movie and has this great YouTube video of a “Joker-ized” version of the trailer. IT IS A MUST SEE! Go now:
http://www.fortheloveofcomics.com/2008/04/30/jokerized-dark-knight-trailer/

ALSO…

[flash http://www.youtube.com/v/qCOl9v0b0zM&hl=en w=400 h=334]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCOl9v0b0zM

Check out this fan made YouTube video of the Tim Burton trailer and the early Dark Knight trailer and see the homage to the first Batman movie trailer!

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