Between The Staples

Marvel Solits on Newsarama:
http://www.newsarama.com/comics/080916-marve-december-solicitations.html

CBR:
http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=18060

Marvel Solits for Dec ‘08 are here and as I await news of a huge rumored Vancouver Canucks trade, I thought I would put up these solits. Oh yeah, I am working as well but I mean Spider Monkeys could do my work with feces covered fingers all the while playing Facebook D’n D like me.

I know William S. will be avoiding these posts like the plague but some hi-lights are the upcoming Spider-Man & X-Men Noir which had those B&W posters a while ago you may have seen (I never pimped them out on BtS). I think William S. would be interested in Spiderman Noir with the 1933 setting of this “out-of-cannon” book. Also all the upcoming Dark Reign books are “classified” much like Marvel did for Civil War to add intrigue and not “spoil” too much. I guess this is a way to get fans hyped for more Bendis crap. *shrugs*

I do like the upcoming Spider-Man run by Dan Slott toyfuly entitled “Harry Osborn and the Chamber of Secrets”. I like seeing Red Hulk getting some loving from the Women of Marvel, always a good thing with Spider-Woman flying on in — get some of that Skrull Queen action Rulk! I do like the homage to Evil Dead in the upcoming Marvel Zombies #3 cover but that’s about it, I am a Zombie Hater. I wonder which Porn Star in in the upcoming Marvel Spotlight: Secret Invasion Aftermath cover? The Golden Age Sentry kicks it British music style. Oh and December is What If? Month with the likes of Doctor Doom getting the Infinity Gauntlet and Captain America winning Civil War *yawn*. Oh and lastly the Marvel Cosmic stories continue with fun of the third Summers brother Vulcan, Emperor of the Shi’Ar Empire, starting building his empire with the rest of Universe in X-Men: Kingbreaker.

With the Dr. Doom cover exposed, I am now guessing that “Dark Reign” and “Embrace Change” means the heros lose and the Skrulls win. Oh to add some “depth” to this post so its NOT just a solits post, I decided to make a new feature here — The FIRST Special Messed Up Between the Staples Warvel Solits, check it out after the click below…

Special Messed Up Between the Staples Warvel Solits

X-MEN: PRINCE ALBERT #1
Written by TBA
Pencils & Cover by TBA
Villain Variant by TBA
WAR OF KING COCKS lead-in!
The X-Men have been defeated, what is f***king new. Havok & Warvel Girl would not submit to Vulcans dreams of a three way orgy. Polaris deals with her powers of magnetism, naked, with the likes of various metal space weapons while Lilandra seeks various bald aliens to fill Xavier’s roll in more ways than one. At times she two or more at a time. Vulcan is quite bored of all this and continues acting out scenes of Caligula as the Emperor of the Shi’Ar Empire. No other King Cock will stand his way. Do not miss the series that will SHAPE the Warvel Universe and THRUST a new era of non-emo X-Men comics!
132 sticky PGS./One-Shot/Rated XXX …$19.99

UNCANNY X-TRANNIES #505
Written by TBA
Pencils & Cover by TBA
Villain Variant by TBA
This is the wet dream that X-fans have wanted for ages. All the X-Women get all sexed up while under cover (yeah right) to sneak into the production of the latest underground mutant over-aged porn shoots. Meanwhile Colossus, Angel and Beast slip into the X-Women clothes and try out some 3-way bestiality.
32 PGS./Rated XXX …$9.99

GHOST ASS-RIDER: DANNY KETCH & MOMMYS ITCH #3 (of 69)
Written by TBA
Penciled by TBA
Cover by TBA
Danny Ketch as the Spirit of Vengeance comes home but will it be the same with his demonic mommy? Will the Spirit of Vengeance’s mommy give Danny a lesson that’ll shake the way you see the Ghost Ass-Rider mythos forever?
32 PGS./Rated XXX …$9.99

RULK #9
Written by TBA
Art & 50/50 Covers by TBA
Rulk horny! Nuff said, right? Well the Women of Warvel ain’t really into this throbbing red might so Rulk does his best to stuff as many of these heroic women into refrigerators. All the while Sentry pleasures himself in the corner of the Warvel Universe crying about how he has become such a pathetic cuckold. Meanwhile the Hulk has wet dreams of his dead alien wife.
32 PGS./Rated XXX …$9.99

There you go dear Warvel readers, now save up your sticky pennies for these glossy X-Mas books!

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