Between The Staples

ATTENTION ALL HUMANS! We the Skrull Empire have taken over control of this website and therefor these silly reviews. Only few of these comic books are worthy of our time and effort for the week of 28173.817 of the Skrull Empire or March 26th, 2008 of your primate time!

All HAIL the SKRULL EMPIRE!

All-Star Superman #10 (DC Comics) This Superman is by far the biggest threat to the Skrull Empire and nothing more than this journal denotes his power although we are to believe all worries will be over when he dies in said 3 weeks. Note to all Skrulls reading, we must have Earth Q in our grasp and the knowledge and power of this Kandor, the last of the planet Krypton! Assimilation of this Professor Quin-Tum is essential!
5 stars

New Avengers #39 (Marvel) This Bendis! does a good job showing you some of the Skrulls plans with these pictures and words. He must be taken care of along with the photographer David Mack and all others involved. The failing capture of Echo (again) being displayed is unfortunate.

TRANShuman #1 (Image) Jonathan Hickman & JM Ringuet must be captured and integrated for their stunning performance of this “comic book” which reads much more like a Skrull science report on these human creatures. Look forward to more of this journals!

Wildstorm: Revelations #6 of 6 (Wildstorm) This journal denotes another other universe for our plundering. One note would be to carefully study these females, Nemesis, Backlash and Savant along with this Zealot. All Skrulls should be on the alert to the Hadrian character. Nice details outlined within the journal by these two Scott Beatty and Christos Gage! Also of note is the graceful photo art which is beautiful in its display.

Mighty Avengers #11 (Marvel) Again this Bendis! seems to be detailing parts of the Marvel Universe to many about the exploits and weakness of these heroes. It is unfortunate the Doctor Doom could not eliminate these heroes in the final pages for us. Note on Agent Drew aka Spider-Woman for all future journals!

Ms Marvel #25 (Marvel) We are disgusted that these lies made it to print. We must regain control of the information leaked out from the pages of this book as our infiltration of S.H.I.E.L.D. via Ms Marvel is now in question. We still enjoyed this journal although we are upset by it!

Hawksmoor: Secret History of The Authority #1 (Wildstorm) We as Skrulls are very interested in this universe of “heroes” and any secret information we can gather is beneficial for our Empire. This, Jack Hawksmoor, King of Cities, has glorious photography that makes the entire journal well worth reading. Again, another book I look forward to reading more of.

Teen Titans #57 (DC Comics) Teenage human superheroes do entertain the Skrulls and this is no exception. Great detailed recording of events with wonderful visuals make for an entertaining read and good reference on how to properly assault said heroes. One could do without the human angst of the teenage years but many humans we believe enjoy reading it. We do not. Note — please mark this Ravager of the Teen Titans as one to assimilate and convert to the Empire!

Urban Monsters #2 (Image) Yes Monsters. We are called Monsters but this gang of friends who are deemed as Monsters have a great road trip of fun that was very entertaining and nice artwork. Well worth was these humans pay for such a thing.

Marvel Atlas #1 & #2 (Marvel) Hah! Yes now this is what is on our bookshelves for reference! All that one should know of The Earth and its inhabitants upon Earth 616. Boring to some and interesting to others.

Green Lantern #29 (DC Comics) More secrets. This journal denotes the secret origin of this human Hal Jordan becoming one of the Green Lantern Corps. Note to put heavy resources into more information upon this Lantern Corps and what seems its many factions. Interesting read of a journal for many who may not know of the origin and a touch boring for those that do.

The Authority Prime #6 (Wildstorm) Decent journal read for more references of the powers upon this universes Earth and its heroes. Artwork photography was slightly muddled while the read itself was satisfactory to its conclusion. Nothing to write to the Empire about.

Black Panther #35 (Marvel) Seems to be gaps of knowledge upon this book in the last few months so any new information regarding T’Challa and his lovely bride Ororo is good news! Good insight into the kingdom of Wakanda while T’Challa and bride were off with some of The Fantastic Four in various alternate worlds. We believe this book is finally coming back on track!

Countdown to Final Crisis #5 (DC Comics) ALL SKRULLS MUST GAIN THIS MORTICOCCUS VIRUS! This Virus completely wiped out an alternative Earth with this universe and directed journal readers into thinking this is happening upon the Earth they were comfortable with. Neither a good read or bad but all references to this virus is vital!

Coming this week… well WE ARE! WELCOME TO THE INVASION!

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